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| Dec. 7th, 2023 |
WHAM and he´s back in the sarcophagus...... Bim Bam Boom, a well taimed atack from Arvadh made a crack in the armour on Ted the hugger and the Mummiewrapping started to loose, and well we all now what happens when a Mummie loose his wrap.
So we finaly got a worthy contender for the´Worst Tackle of the year´ award in the match between Haunted Hill Hornets and GreenLeanMean.
Let´s see how long it stands........
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| Nov. 18th, 2023 |
Oo Ooo we´re halfway there The epic and glorious battle for the Chaos Cup is about halfway through and everything seems to go according to plan.
Haunted Hill Hornets continue their streak, and one wonders who´s going to stop them from winning this season's major to.
But at the time of writing, it is completely open to who can reach the finals and do just that! Hunt the haunters!
How does it look overall? Well in Sylvania everyone has played at least two games and it's the same opportunities for the teams there as in the Chaos Cup.
Anyone can still make the playoffs.
Finally, we have the cup in Naggaroth where Executioners of Exemplary Expertise has made it to the final.
The Dark elf community must be pleased that they have representation in their own cup, that shows how the knives should be used!
Now we look forward with anticipation to the second part of this season, let the blood flow, go on with the show and give us some glamorous TDs.
This is Helga Hellfist reporting for Malmö Bloodsports |
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| July 20th, 2023 |
Time for some Chaos, darkness and stabbing mayhem! New season, new heroes, new teams and what a season to look forward to!
Again we congratulate Haunted Hill Hornets, Eternal Arrghs and Nurgle All-Stars but now it´s history and means little in the coming season!
THE MAJOR
It's time for the infamous Chaos Cup, and in this seasons tournament it´s played with Khorne's so ever "helpfull" hand.
There will be blood, and if not, Khorne will make sure there is blood. Blood for the Blood God!
THE MINOR
This year's minor will be an old acquaintance, the battle for The Spooky Skull Cup. A tournament that takes place in the darkness and mists of Sylvania. Afraid of the dark? Play Yatzy instead!
THE CUP
In conclusion, the Witch-king of Naggaroth, with the support of knife manufacturer Stilette, has invited to a lovely cup.
If the combination of Naggaroth's cold, playing at sea and backstabbing sounds interesting, this is the tournament for you!
So roll up your sleeves, lace up your shoes, warm up your vocal chords and howl either for the full moon in Sylvania or for the Chaos Gods.....
or maybe just because someone stabbed you in the back in The Gulf of Naggarond!
Welcome to this "happy" season!
This is Helga Hellfist reporting for Malmö Bloodsports |
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| July 20th, 2023 |
Season 5 Hej i sommar"värmen"!
Då var det dags, ligan öppnar för anmälan till säsong 5 idag, och slutdatum för anmälan är satt till den 15/8.
Helgen därpå är det tänkt att lottningen skall ske. Anmälan gör du i tråden i forumet som vanligt!
Denna säsong är den såkallade vårsäsongen enligt lore. och huvudnumret är Chaos Cup.
Denna Major som på olika sätt brukar präglas av just det: CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GODS!
Kommisionen har denna säsong valt att använda Khornes vädertabell från Spike issue 13 för att skapa rätt stämning. Samt att Random korten är rabbaterade med 50k.
I minorn spelar vi en favorit i repris, The Spooky Skull Cup, en läskig och mörk turnering med både anpassad vädertabell och Kick-off tabell, plockad från en Spike issue.
Till slut så har vi återupplivat en gammal Cup och fluffat lite extra. En iskall cup med vinter väder tabell, Darkelf pitchreglerna och en garanti på minst en kniv i varje lag. Förhoppningsvis flera!!
Majorns gruppspel varar i ca 18 veckor och skall vara färdigspelat den 22/12. Därefter startar slutspelet!
Säsongen avslutas sedan i Januari, när alla finaler är spelade!
Vänliga hälsningar
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| July 2nd, 2023 |
The Worst Tackle .....And the´Worst Tackle´ of the season award goes to Smelly Sam, for killing Hornbeklädda Hjalmar in the FINAL. Talk about being player of the year, when you win two awards. Congratulations Smelly Sam
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| June 27th, 2023 |
And they "lived" happily ever after...... A joint gasp spreed amoung the crowd as the one and only Count Luthor von Drakenborg entered the arena. Yet another vampire in a final.
The match started with the Zhuriga Gubbar knocking out three players from the Hornets.
There and then one wondered if it would be a quick final. But luck turned! With a well-placed glance from the count, they were able to overturn the ball and score in the first half!
I´m sad to say Ferdinand the minotaur didn´t play at his full potional, on the contrary.
He managed to knock himself out. And probably in shame and stubborn he refused to enter the field in the second half.
In the Second half Haunted Hill Hornets had a defensive aproach and they managed to knock out a surly dwarf right on the start.
All they had to do now was keep the ball away from the Zhuriga Gubbar!
At the end, Smelly Sam kills Hornbeklädda Hjalmar and the win is basically a wrap!!
Smelly Sam goes up to shared ca's place and Toothless Ted takes home the top scorer...Haunted Hill Hornetss best season so far
A big Gratz to Haunted Hill Hornets and...... that´s all folks!
Yours truly
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsports
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| June 22nd, 2023 |
Season four is about to end! Amazon Temple League
Eternal Arrghs has done it again. Champion of Minors.
Dirk Chivers gets the last touchdown and with that, the Amazon Temple Leauge is over.
Congratulations Eternal Arrghs! Nuffle seems to have a bit of a vampire fetish at the moment.
Or maybe it's just that the vampires of Eternal Arrghs just love to play in varying climates!
We'll see what's in store for next season. Maybe they´ll join the next seasons major!
Congratulations Eternal Arghs!
The Kraxidon Cup completed
We mustn't forget that Nurgle All-Stars defeated Tatooines United in what seems to have been a hard match.
And the hardest on the field seems to heve been Rattotaurus Rex, that guy is a menace.
Lustria's warm and caring environments hereby thank you for your participation in both Kraxidon Cup and Amazon Temple League and hope you will return.
Congratulations Nurgle All-Stars!
Now we look forward to the final with a capital F.
Haunted Hill Hornets vs Zhuriga Gubbar
I hope the dungeonfloors will be splattered with blood!
Yours truly, and with unkind regards!
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsports
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| May 25th, 2023 |
Amazon Temple League FINALS The Rumble in da jungle continues!!
Amazon Temple League Semi 1
Eternal Arrghs vs Skavenblight Smell-Bad
In the last season, people asked, do vampires like the cold? And the answer to that was: -Yes. And it seems that they also like Lustria's hot and humid climate.
5 bloodthirsty lords who have been reliable enough to make it to the playoffs. Who, according to hearsay, made it this far despite Lustria's jungle not being entirely welcoming to them.
Now they will be set against an agile team that in the last league match of the season clinched the semi-final spot. For a long time it looked like the Amazons would see themselves represented in the playoffs, but in the last round a lot happened.
Malmös Finest Foulers (which is one of my favorite teams) beat Jungle Boogie, and suddenly they were out of the playoffs. Untill the last match of the league, it was everyones game.
Skavenblight Smell-Bad took the chance and won against Tekila Titans and thus the semi-final was a fact.
Which player will shine the brightest? The fast Qrot Prideblood? or maybe Dirk Chivers who made 4 tds this season?
Amazon Temple League semi 2
Handsome Hurricanes vs Royal Gecko Gang
According to some wise and highly educated "people", it is actually the Lizardmen who came up with the fantastically fun and violent game of defending the eggshaped stone, which was later reinvented and renamed Blood Bowl.
So it's no wonder that several rookie Lizardteams that emerge, often go quite far in tournaments. So without a fixed superstar, Royal Gecko Gang has made it all the way to the finals. You know it's a bit like that with lizards, if you look in the wrong direction, a skink will slip by.
And suddenly a fast Saurus is standing behind you and breaths your neck with a clenched fist on the route to your face. Who knows, maybe the next big star is hiding in this Royal Gecko Gang. Maybe hard-hitting The Baron of Blocking is the one everyone is rooting for after this match, or why not The Phantom of the Field.
Time will tell.
Now it's a bit curious for me to say something about their opponents. Call me biased, but Handsome Hurricanes is a bunch of handsome bearded lads who make "everyone" root for them. So really, they've already won. Off field at least.
Because this team has in several different editions gone to the finals and shined eee or not, maybe not in the actual game, but rather fell on the goal line every time. So now it will be up to proof for Pierce Ballzack and his bearded teammates, because on paper they are better.
But when has a blood bowl match been decided on a piece of paper?
LET THE FINAL GAMES BEGIN AND MAY NUFFLE BLESS All !!
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsports
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| May 25th, 2023 |
KRAXIDON CUP And so we´re here, let the final games in Lustria begin. Not just the two exciting semi-finals in the Amazon temples, becourse just a stones throw away is the..........
KRAXIDON CUP FINAL
The Kraxidon final is played between Tatooines United and Nurgle All-Stars and one cannot help but to be surprised by Tatooines United's progress in the cup.
The coach made an intressting choice to skip the leagues and it seems he did the right thing. These flying and surprisingly fast haflings are always dangerous.
And if someone in the opposing team falls, they´ll quickly get surrounded and a bootless foot will be strategically stomped.
One player does not make a whole team, but if you have someone like Krirac II in the team, the threat is constant. If you drop the ball(Nuffle forbid) he will be there to grab it.
But Nurgle All-Stars should not be despised, they have been a bunch of heavy hitters and are a strong team. Rattotaurus Rex is one hell of a brawler, and it wouldn't surprise me if he gave one or two haflings a few slaps.
Or maybe he can knock down a tree or two. He´s tough and he´s been something of a favorite this season.
We will simply have to await the outcome!
The final hunt for the KRAXIDON CUP is about to start!
Helga Hellfist
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| May 21st, 2023 |
The Dungeon Bowl League FINALS! The Dungeon bowl league games are now completed, and everyone´s looking forward to the finals with excitement.
Well, hmm at least they who got thru.
Semifinal 1
Haunted Hill Hornets vs Rampage Runners
This season Haunted Hill Hornets been a deadly delight to follow. With players like the swift Toothless Ted and hardhitting Smelly Sam they´ve spread fear amoung their opponents.
The last time these teams meet Haunted Hill Hornets crushed and humiliated Rampage Runners. No one, not even the coach thought that they would play semi.
But don´t count them out competely, Rampage Runners has players like the allround offensive Agama Airrip and the leagues best killer Zlim Angui.
It will probably be a bash to remember! At least for one of them!
Semifinal 2
Zhuriga Gubbar vs Walkürenritt
Dwarves tend to hit hard, and with these guys it's just like that. With Hornbeklädda Hjalmar and Helvetiska Henrik as figureheads in that chaos ship, they pull forward like an ice floe in an icy sea.
But is it enough to stop Walkürenritt. They have hopefully come up with a brilliant plan to keep the thick-skinned dwarves at bay, at least with better sucess than last game.
It might work considering Gerhildes track record and Ortlinde delivery. If the "armour" works they will be hard to beat.
- As soon as the last games in AMAZON TEMPLE LEAGUE are completed i´ll uppdate with a presentation!
And in the case which no games are played, the uppdate comes at 2nd of June.
Before I finish, I want to leave you with a little eeeee quote from Jim and Bob!
"Stone wall or stone floor Bob, which is your favorite? Hey, Jim i like´m both! As long as therr´s blooooood on them!"
Helga Hellfist
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Malmö Bloodsport Journal |
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| Apr. 11th, 2023 |
Mitt-säsongs uppdatering! Vi är halvvägs i vår säsong och kommissionen vill påminna om att det praktiskt betyder att man i majorn skall ha spelat 3-4 matcher och i minorn spelat 2 matcher. Vill också påminna alla om att liga spelet är planerat att stänga i början av juni. Tanken är att runda 1 av slutspelsmatcherna skall spelas under FÖRSTA helgen i JUNI.
I övrigt vill vi utöka kommissionen så om någon är intresserad hör av er till oss.
Malmö Bloodbowl Leagues kommision |
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| Feb. 5th, 2023 |
Säsong 4 Grattis!!! Tatooines United, Eternal Arrghs och Walkürenritt, men underbart är kort som någon profet skanderade i någon vacker hymn i forna tider.
För nu startar snart en ny säsong med nya tag och nya lag. Malmö Bloodbowl league följer BloodBowl lorens kalender och den tar oss in i vintern. Det innebär Dungeonbowl, och turneringar i Lustrias farliga djungel.
Eftersom Dungeonbowl har engna lag och upplägg så har vi med tillstånd av Colleges of Magic anpassat den till vår liga. Minor är direkt ifrån Spike issue 15 och cupen från issue 7. Gruppspelet stängs 1 Juni och slutsspels fasen pågår sedan under juni.
I början av april kommer vi kärvänligt påminna om att halva tiden gått och vill då se att man spelat ungefär hälften av sina liga matcher.
Vi ser fram emot en våldsam, rolig och spännande säsong.
Malmö Bloodbowl Leagues kommision |
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| Jan. 5th, 2023 |
BloodBowl on Ice! Brrrrr, the cold and bitter IceBowl is about to end, and what a cold fiest it has been.
Vampires, vampires and Vampires have been running around in this cold climate sucking and bowling.
Maybe their blood is so cold that they can´t be affected.
Remarkble is that two out of three vampire team go to the Semifinals.
In the first Semi Eternal Arrghs will clash against the former passing gurus of Elf-jester United.
Will the Elven team be able to play their game or can the vampires hold their minds clear of "bloodythougts".
One slip or fumble and the game changes!
In the second Semi Prancing Peacocks solid play will be crutial, but the Nocturnal Nightmares shall not be called off.
Becourse the last time Prancing Peacocks met a vampire team they lost! It will get down to how "Bloodlusty" Nocturnal Nightmares feel on game day!
Who would thought? There´s a possibilty of a Vampire Final!
Go IceBowlers Go!
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsport Journal |
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| Jan. 4th, 2023 |
Spike! Magazine Open! The season is about to wrap! And now we´re locking the league positions in Spike.
In Group A Prophets of Pleasure & Pain and last years winners Moonshine BadBoys advance to the SEMIS. The opposition from Group B will bee none other than the hard hitting Walkürenritt and Tatooines United.
Spike! Magazine Player of the Year
In this competion it seems that Krirac II will be very hard to beat. This super hafling is also in the top of the most TD and maybe he will get two awards this season.
Semi 1
Prophets of Pleasure & Pain - Tatooines United
Darkelves vs Haflings, interresting matchup! Tatooines United has been struggling lately. Can they pick up the paste and give Prophets of Pleasure & Pain a match.
Semi2
Walkürenritt - Moonshine BadBoys
Chaos about to happen! Two hardhitting team about to bash, will last season champions advence to the FINAL so they can defend last season victory?
Or will Walkürenritt with the uppcoming star Brünnhilde stop them in their tracks?
Everyone awaits the finals with joy and the longing for pure and beutiful violenc.... eee good plays!
Good luck and may Nuffle bless the Finals!
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsport Journal |
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| Aug. 24th, 2022 |
The Blood Bowl Classic or Chaos Cup????? What is happening? Wasn't the Chaos cup last season. Obviously not. Now it's Chaos again when Khorne Krushers and Moonshine BadBoys square off in the Blood Bowl classic final to clarify who really is the best chaos team!
I can already smell the horns penetrating organs and bones. And feel the taste of blood. I can´t wait to hear the crowd cheer. Bring us Chaos and mayhem!!!!!!
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsport Journal |
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| Aug. 14th, 2022 |
Blood Bowl Classic Playoffs can start!!!! That´s it! The playoffs can begin. It was a long uncertain wait before we knew which teams that would advance. Especially in the eastern division.
Khorne Krushers confidently secured their place early but for a while it felt like everyone could reach the playoffs. In the end, it was the Moonshine Badboys who grabbed the last "halmstrå". Now a real bash party is expected given the opposition. Cyborcs, like Khorne Krushers, secured their place quite early and have worked their way up to get into this position. Corona Champs take the top spot in the western division despite playing one game less.
Now we hope for honorable finals with blood, broken bones and death. Uhmm yes and Touchdowns of course!
Reporting in
Helga Hellfist
Malmö Bloodsport Journal |
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| Aug. 2nd, 2022 |
Worst Tackle of the seson! Säsongen närmar sig slutspurt och "Anti-violence Watchdog Committee" har inte haft så mycket att göra...
Bästa killen gjordes av en oreggad spelare i matchen Precious Metals - Corona Champs (Season Two, Blood Bowl Classic Cross) där Corona Champs omsjungne hjälte Huggie (180k) omkom.
i övrigt ser det ut enligt följande.......
Ingenkaka tryckte till Tellurium 100k
Crimsonslayer stångade ihjäl Skrammelman 100k
Nehekaka mosade Gallana Band-'ana 100k
Anti-violence Watchdog Committee hoppas nu att avslutningen på säsongen blir riktigt blodig med ett par nya "fräscha" och betydelsefulla kills!
Just don´t hit´em.... Hit them hard! |
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| Feb. 26th, 2022 |
´Worst Tackle´ of the season... Anti-violence Watchdog Committee ´Worst Tackle´ of the season...
Zlim Angui
Kills...
Piccolo Dash [85k] |
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| Feb. 2nd, 2022 |
Utvärdera! Säsongen är över, och vilken säsong det blev. Trots toppar av corona lyckades vi få till ett par riktigt härliga spelkvällar och det har vi nog Peder att tacka för. Samtidigt bjöd sommaren på, i alla fall för min del, många trevliga speldagar ute i solen. Snart är det dags att blicka framåt och om bara omicron ebbar ut snabbt så hoppas vi kunna ha en riktigt trevlig kickoff, men innan dess är det dags för lite utvärdering. Skriv i forumstråden vad ni tycker och tänker om tiden som gått och tiden som komma skall. Några frågor att ta upp är...
Säsongens längd. I år var första gången vi testade med lite flexiblare längd på säsongen. I år blev det någon match extra.
Slutspel. I år hade vi en match kortare slutspel för att kompensera för den längre säsongen.
Ligornas utforming med regler? Mer tokerier? Mindre tokerier?
Hur var spelbalansen. Då tänker vi främst på sådant vi kan ändra enkelt, som tillgänglighet på starplayers, inducements och liknande. Om en viss sorts lag dominerar i bb2020 kan vi inte göra mycket åt.
Sidoturneringar? Hur ser intresset ut för dessa? Det kan vara dungeon bowl, bb7 eller annat tokigt. Det har varit svårt att få till extra spel under pandemin då många spelar färre matcher generellt och fokus därför legat på ligamatcher vid spelträffarna.
Fumbbl. Skulle vi vilja att någon sätter sig in i möjligheterna att åter använda fumbbl som komplement?
Tyck till!
Mvh
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| June 2nd, 2021 |
Gws faq(ta) fel! Gws senaste faq vände upp och ner på en hel del saker. Normalt inför vi nya regler endast mellan säsonger men en faq ska egentligen inte vara nya regler utan mer avgöra diskussioner som kan uppkomma och är därmed normalt i bruk direkt. Men denna gången var det inte så, särskilt i följande två punkter.
Hail Mary. Gw tycker plötsligt att detta ska räknas som en long bomb, dvs - 3. Vi väljer att fortsätta som innan. Dvs inga minus för avstånd på hail Mary.
Piling on. Gw menar att detta ska räknas som den enda foul man får göra per turn. Vad då ordet free står för i skillen är oklart. Vi väljer att piling on är förutom den vanliga foulen.
Att vi väljer att behålla tolkningen från innan faqen är för att folk kan ha byggt spelare och strategier efter den tolkningen och det vore orätt att ändra detta mitt i säsongen.
Mvh, Martin i Kommissionen. |
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