Race:  Halfling
Coach:  Afroman
Make Mootland Great Again!

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Mar. 12th, 2018
Trumpers vs Averland Iron Badgers
THis game was expected to be a no brainer for the human team from Averland. With their now legendary thrower Dieter Ironbadge present and a couple of fling hunters in shape of the blitzers Herman and Franz Ironbadge this should have been a walk in the park. and it almost was.

There was no surprises in the firs half. AIB broke through a feeble defence line made by the flings and their bomber managed to beutrilized the three trees putting them on their backs or else getting rooted. As you may already know The Wall couldn't assist in this game but both Deeproot and a merc treeman joined. And it was still not enough. Not even the wildly unexpected inteception by Covfefe made any difference since he went straight down when trying te get to the treeline.

AIBs attempt to stall in order to incapacitate the Trumpers didn't really paid of since they apparently were wearing padded gloves today. So at the last turn AIB scores and Trumpers fields a full team for the last turn of the first half.

As expected they set up for the OTTTMTD. But AIB is surprisingly not set up to interfere with it. instead they rely on their kicke to deliver the ball out of reach from the flings. Instead it becomes a kickback, the rookie Fury manages to land and the tie is a fact.

the second half saw a Puggy carrying the ball forward in a very stable way. Unfortunally for the Trumpers the AIBs twin fling hunters thinned out the numbers that Puggy felt compelled to run by the sidelines with the ball protected by Mike Pence and Fire. At that point it looked that nothing was going to stop the 2-1 untill somehow Jens Ironbadge LEAPS in and cowd surfs Puggy.

To make a long story short, the remaining trees tried to make it hard to get the ball down but the already amazing thrower Dieter picked up the ball and passed it to the waiting catcher Roland. This spelled the loss for Trumpers had not the ball decided to clone itself and forcing Roland to walk in to Trumpers endzone only to see the ball he was carrying dissappear.

Amazingly Trumpers get away with tie and only a death.

This is what their coach had to say about this game :
""The number isn't reflective, I've seen numbers of 2 TDs -- I actually saw a number of 3 TDs. Three. 1-1 as final score -- that is the biggest joke there is in this game. … The final score is probably 2-1, but I will tell you, you have some great advisors that will tell you it's a 4 -1 och even 5-1 and the highest I've heard so far is 7-1."
- Afroman
Mar. 12th, 2018
Tumpers vs Atrocity Horrors Spike Tourna
Finally the game is over and the Trumpers must be pleased to at least have survived the game. It certainly looked more even that the 0-2 final scores shows with a couple of plays that took the Horror by surprise!

The whole stadium was murmuring when they saw DeepRoot of all people(?) starting in the reserves. Only to later be quickly be thrown in a "Last Minute Substitution" with the rookie Mr Bannon that had taken Deeproots usually place at the LoS. To the Horros dismay that had planned a slugfest on Mr Bannon found themselvel looking up on the face of the strongest player out there. You could even say that this lead to an unexpected chance for The Wall(T) to pounce on the ball carrying Bernard De Cujo(W) but to the dismay of the Trumpers fans Bernard was able to get away and score shortly after. ALthough not before The Wall managed to completely dismantle the golem Karlos Klunk.

The offense of Trumpers looked quite promising until the ball cloned it selfed. Amisdt the confusion Horrors was able to take decimate the fling team to such degree that the 0-2 was all but inevitable.

This is what the Trumpers Coach has to say about the loss:
"The game is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Horrors - but also at many polling places - SAD"

Is this all we can expect from the boasting Trumpers?
Well no! we can expect more things since I just got a report of The Wall being on an intensive training camp with Steelhelms Emporium. He will probably miss the next game but we look forward to see the new and improved Wall when he enter the field again. And Todays stadium has also been bought by the Trumpers immediatly changing the name of it to Moot-A-Lago. This is a Stadium with a reputation for Spectacle so you can be sure tha win or lose, games played here will be worth to watch!
- Afroman
Nov. 9th, 2017 - old news
Playoffs practically in the bag.
We are possibly the best, everyone say so. Look at the polls never been better, and if they show otherwise then it's fake news!
3 - 0 against the Vanish Danish, I call them Vanish Danish since i barely looked at them at the vanished from the field!
How come Cabalvision isn't writing about this the best victory in the story of BloodBowl. Goes to show the dishonesty of the Mainstream Media.

Now an easy game to win. Dragons Den is about to feel the best coaching brain ever existed on BloodBowl. Because I do the best Blitzes, no one blitzes like I do, and I do it cheaply to!
- Afroman
Sep. 4th, 2017 - old news
STill undefeated!
A lot of people came to me and said that we won and that we hade the biggest public showing up ever!
And the rating went through the roof!

You may hear that we played a 2-2 game against the Bone Head Cowboys, I call them Bone Head Cowboys because they are Fake News.
But in reality we made 3, 4 or even 5 TDs but the Cabalvision fake media is dishonest and didn't reported it.

Make Mootland Great Again.
- Afroman
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Attribute: Reputation for Spectacle
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